
Knitting, as the old song has it*; what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
I was forced to knit as a small child at school. I embarked on a scarf (or was it a sock?) but after a few rows it went all wonky and I cast aside my yarn and needles in disgust, feeling that I'd been taught a valuable lesson; knitting is rubbish, and if you want a scarf you should go to a shop and buy one ...